End of the Road

Last day of work in this hell hole! In honor of mother's day, I give you this gem.

If this doesn't make you a tad uncomfortable I don't know what will. I mean, Cinderella's glass slipper is kind of romantic. But this is for your mom? It makes my eye twitch!

Ok, well signing over and out!

Lovely Coconuts!

I get the cat, I can even get the pink chair.. but the fuzz? What is the point?

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

You've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

The funny thing is, we have a bunch of new employees, most of them elderly. 

They put this away in the kids toy section!! 

I'd have loved to see the mom's face when her kid came up with THIS toy!

Ukrainian Style

"40 minutes of musical enjoyment Ukrainian style"

These are some pretty insulting salt and pepper shakers. 

And considering they only have on hole each, pretty useless.

I don't even get these. Turkey and plate salt and pepper shaker. Incredibly awkward to use.

Just odd. That's all, just odd.

After you go through "the pause" I'm guessing you might need this giant remote as your vision will deteriorate. 

Things We Should Not Wear

Some whore shoes came in, with matching leather shorts. I missed grabbing a picture of the shorts darn it! But here is a pair of shoes one should not wear, nor allow their friends to wear. And if your friend comes out wearing these, send her back to change because these might cause you to be arrested for hooking..

Here is another outfit that should not be worn. I call this "hoochie mama". We threw this out as I'm pretty sure the crotchel region could never be sanitary on this thing.

I call this "whips and chains excite me" - I think if your husband pisses you off at a party, and you decided to take these shoes off and chuck them at his head, you might actually do some damage. The chains on these sandals are actually very heavy.

Friends wouldn't let you wear these shoes and outfits, but they also wouldn't stitch this for you.

End of the Line

Well I gave my notice today. Two more weeks!

To celebrate here's a kitten!

Furry Baby

I've heard of water babies but fur babies? I.. wait... what? Speechless.

Some nice Canadian exercise pants for men.

The ever popular bird-cat salt and pepper shakers... purchased five minutes later.

Pray 4 Me

Giant light up Mary, Joseph and baby Jesus.

Actually kind of cool.. super heavy, fairly old. I kind of like 'em.

Well. Chinese silk. Priced at 24.99 though I suggested waiting for the boss.. turns out these things sell for 149.99 on ebay. The center panel rotates!