Things We Should Not Wear

Some whore shoes came in, with matching leather shorts. I missed grabbing a picture of the shorts darn it! But here is a pair of shoes one should not wear, nor allow their friends to wear. And if your friend comes out wearing these, send her back to change because these might cause you to be arrested for hooking..

Here is another outfit that should not be worn. I call this "hoochie mama". We threw this out as I'm pretty sure the crotchel region could never be sanitary on this thing.

I call this "whips and chains excite me" - I think if your husband pisses you off at a party, and you decided to take these shoes off and chuck them at his head, you might actually do some damage. The chains on these sandals are actually very heavy.

Friends wouldn't let you wear these shoes and outfits, but they also wouldn't stitch this for you.