Don't Stop Believin'

Truth be told I'd totally wear this shirt, cause, come on! I never want to stop dreaming! And those mesmerizing eyes just pull a person in to stare at.. my chest? The part that I shake my head at is this is an adult t-shirt, not a kids t-shirt.

Who thinks this thing is cute? If I was a kid and got this for Easter, I'd be crying in the closet hiding. Why the two teeth? Why the human face?