I Love Bacon

Rehab girl came in yesterday. She was fired about a month ago and this is her first time back in the store (that I know of anyway)
She bought a bunch of clothing and one giant weight. She carried it around the store instead of bringing it to the front counter. When she paid she asked me to bag it so it would be easier to carry.

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Because putting it in a bag makes it magically lighter?